1. odins-one-eyed-fuck:


    I’ve got


    aint one

    This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

    (via hotboyproblems)


  2. disloyals:

    ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

    (via distraction)


  3. reasons why periods suck


    • u get horny over fucking everything
    • blood
    • you fucking ruin your panties
    • fuck
    • what the hell
    • people just fucking stop
    • this list is fucking awful

    (via distraction)


  4. tsarbucks:

    no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

    (via slaytheswaggots)

  5. (Source: chikagi, via ruinedchildhood)

  6. (Source: theraulnesss, via fake-mermaid)

  7. lifehacks247:

    For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

    (via pizza)


  8. authentk:

    Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

    For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

    (via vajoochie)

  9. (Source: topfunnystuff, via vajoochie)


  10. michaxl:



    why is everyone in aladdin hot


    my original statement stands

    (Source: michaxl, via hotboyproblems)

  11. mechtoast:


    a beautiful pair of bobs

    i didnt even laugh, i just cried

    (via ruinedchildhood)


  12. sluttyoliveoil:

    im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

    (via distraction)


  13. rneerkat:

    arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

    (via hotboyproblems)


  15. wheresdrew:

    It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

    (via fake-mermaid)