1. tsarbucks:

    no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

    (via slaytheswaggots)

     
  2. (Source: chikagi, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  3. (Source: theraulnesss, via fake-mermaid)

     
  4. lifehacks247:

    For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

    (via pizza)

     

  5. authentk:

    Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

    For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

    (via vajoochie)

     
  6. (Source: topfunnystuff, via vajoochie)

     

  7. michaxl:

    strawberryghostie:

    michaxl:

    why is everyone in aladdin hot

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    my original statement stands

    (Source: michaxl, via hotboyproblems)

     
  8. mechtoast:

    aobunz:

    a beautiful pair of bobs

    i didnt even laugh, i just cried

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  9. sluttyoliveoil:

    im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

    (via distraction)

     

  10. rneerkat:

    arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

    (via hotboyproblems)

     
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  12. wheresdrew:

    It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

    (via fake-mermaid)

     

  13. fireyturtle:

    nicelanderenzeru:

    ruraljackdaw:

    Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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    Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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    Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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    Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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    HUGGING

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    Not having people to hug

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    Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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    This post describes me in every way

    (via slaytheswaggots)

     

  14. caelas:

    saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

    (via not-quite-snow-white)

     
  15. aphgermanys:

    filthy-hippie-vibes:

    Pika pika, mother fucker.

    you shouldnt have freed them

    (Source: sovietnam, via ruinedchildhood)